Thursday the 11th of March, 2010
The worst thing about travelling all week is that those people on that messageboard who were talking crap about me probably think they got to me, when really the reason I’m not posting anything is because I’m a) too jet-lagged and b) doing too many kisses with my girlfriend.
Actually, scratch that — the worst thing about travelling all week is when nuns sit next to you and Abby won’t even let you make fun of them.
Saturday the 6th of March, 2010
SO. I made a thing a while ago, and it has sat dormant. But with Tumblr’s introduction of single-use pages (and with a couple of hours on my sister’s laptop, since my new one is not yet with me), I figured I could put it up as a “thank you” to everyone who donated or otherwise offered their support recently.
Print Is Over. It’s a compendium of humor. Check it out.
(Note: It’ll look great in Chrome and Safari, more than passable in Firefox, and crappy in IE. Because who cares, right?)
Tuesday the 2nd of March, 2010
Once you start down Censorship Road, you end up on Totalitarian Avenue. And you know the worst thing about that place? It’s a cul-de-sac. Also, Hitler is there.
Friday the 26th of February, 2010
delgrosso asked: Did you ever fill that Moleskine?
Ugh. Why can’t one answer questions as image posts? Click for cool little gif.
Friday the 26th of February, 2010
Abigail has just informed me that I’m possibly the only person on the planet who knows that Einstein worked in the Swiss patent office, so this might (just might) be what you’d call a niche joke.
Friday the 26th of February, 2010
Deleted Scenes from The West Wing.
- CJ: Friday is "take out the trash" day.
- Josh: What's that?
- CJ: Well... the trashmen come on Saturday, so... You should probably take out your trash.
- Josh: Oh. I thought it was, like, code for someth-
- CJ: Unless you want to leave it until the last minute, I guess.
- Josh: ...
- CJ: But you do *not* wanna piss off the trashmen.
Sunday the 21st of February, 2010
I don’t watch LOST, but I still have some theories.
- Everyone on the island is a former Philip Morris exec, and the smoke monster is a legion of souls who died of lung cancer. We figure this out when Hurley confronts the smoke monster and finds an ACLU card in its wallet. This explains why everyone on the island dresses like they’re in Mad Men. I don’t know how the polar bear fits into this.
- The story is not taking place in present day, and is in fact happening “a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.” The Dharma Initiative is a project designed to create clone troopers with more human characteristics — the various threats on the island are meant to teach the clones initiative, and strategy. Sawyer is a Jedi. I don’t know how the polar bear fits into this.
- The polar bear is running the whole thing from behind a curtain. I don’t know how the polar bear fits into this.
Friday the 19th of February, 2010
Recursive rabbit-hole.
I’m going to get a tattoo. Don’t worry — it’s not your run-of-the-mill, everyday tramp stamp or something like that. I’m going to get a tattoo of a tattoo artist tattooing the word “tattoo” on my arm, on my arm. I figure that as soon as it’s finished, just as the leftover ink on my skin is wiped away, the singularity will occur and we’ll all get sucked into a black hole. I’ll be the coolest girl in the entire event horizon.
