October 2009
14 posts
Team-up.
Spider-Man: Hey, how's it going? I'm Spider-Man.
Spider-Woman: Oh, wow. It's great to meet you. My name's Spider-Woman.
Spider-Man: Ha ha! Wait... really? 'Cause... that's kind of *my* name.
Spider-Woman: Well, I mean, you're Spider-Man, and I'm Spider-*Woman*, so I figured it was different enough...
Spider-Man: Right, right... but the whole "spider" thing? It's really kind of my deal.
Spider-Woman: Well, maybe we could take turns with the name?
Spider-Man: Eh, I really need to be Spider-Man every night of the week. Maybe one of us should pick a different name. You should pick a different name.
Spider-Woman: Like what?
Spider-Man: I don't know... anything that crawl up walls. Like a cockroach! You could be Cockroach-Woman!
Captain America: Hey babe, what's up? Oh, Spidey -- you're here too? Awesome.
Spider-Woman: Spider-Man was just telling me I should change my name to "Cockroach-Woman".
Captain America: Really? Well, Spidey, I may be biased, but I think the chivalrous thing to do would be to let Spider-Woman keep her name and for you to become the gross cockroach thing.
Spider-Man: But I was a super-hero way before she wa--
Captain America: Did you know I can bench-press three thousand pounds?
My favorite Sharpie is the blue Sharpie, because...
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Not a Jesus and Judas, despite appearances.
In 516 BCE Jerusalem, the Jewish people completed construction of the Second Temple — a replacement for the aptly named First Temple, which was destroyed by the Babylonians.
The Second Temple was later also destroyed.
— Okay, I’ve got some great plans.
— Plans for what?
— A new temple!
— Really? Another one? I thought we kind of agreed that two would be...