March 2010
12 posts
Serious digression on software pirac-- Okay, I'm...
One thing that Twitter has done that I’m equally grateful for and angry about is opened my eyes to how software piracy really is a dick’s move.
A couple of years ago my iBook (G4 represent) was stuffed to the cooling grills with stolen code. So when I got a new MacBook Pro (a week or two ago, and yes — there will be a more detailed post on that coming very soon), I almost...
Jeffrey Dahmer's Breastfeeding Tips.
If you’re planning on drinking alcohol, use a breast pump and build up a stock of milk to feed your baby with while your body detoxes. You can store this milk in the refrigerator, next to all the severed heads.
The worst thing about travelling all week is that...
Actually, scratch that — the worst thing about travelling all week is when nuns sit next to you and Abby won’t even let you make fun of them.
Once you start down Censorship Road, you end up on...