Do you have the incredibly specific desire of listening to me talk over a movie? If so, then Comenta(ve)ry is for you! Below are fine, handcrafted .mp3s of me, Avery Edison, prattling on and providing commentary to masterpieces of cinema. Well, actually, right now it's just Jurassic Park, but I am obligated to do more.

Click here and save-as to grab the full two hour, 141 MB .mp3 commentary of Jurassic Park, or click here to grab a short sample so you can get a taste of what it's like before committing to all that bandwidth.

(The full commentary file contains a short pre-amble detailing how to sync up the commentary with the actual movie. Basically, you hit play once the Universal logo has completely faded out.)

These files are free for anyone, although some people have already donated money to pay for them. If you haven't donated, and feel like supporting or rewarding me, you can PayPal a few bucks to vorpalsword@gmail.com. I'd really appreciate it.