Wednesday the 28th of October, 2009
Team-up.
- Spider-Man: Hey, how's it going? I'm Spider-Man.
- Spider-Woman: Oh, wow. It's great to meet you. My name's Spider-Woman.
- Spider-Man: Ha ha! Wait... really? 'Cause... that's kind of *my* name.
- Spider-Woman: Well, I mean, you're Spider-Man, and I'm Spider-*Woman*, so I figured it was different enough...
- Spider-Man: Right, right... but the whole "spider" thing? It's really kind of my deal.
- Spider-Woman: Well, maybe we could take turns with the name?
- Spider-Man: Eh, I really need to be Spider-Man every night of the week. Maybe one of us should pick a different name. You should pick a different name.
- Spider-Woman: Like what?
- Spider-Man: I don't know... anything that crawl up walls. Like a cockroach! You could be Cockroach-Woman!
- Captain America: Hey babe, what's up? Oh, Spidey -- you're here too? Awesome.
- Spider-Woman: Spider-Man was just telling me I should change my name to "Cockroach-Woman".
- Captain America: Really? Well, Spidey, I may be biased, but I think the chivalrous thing to do would be to let Spider-Woman keep her name and for you to become the gross cockroach thing.
- Spider-Man: But I was a super-hero way before she wa--
- Captain America: Did you know I can bench-press three thousand pounds?
