Friday the 13th of November, 2009  

Statistics.

50% of ice cream truck drivers in my town have a best friend named Ralph.

100% of those ice cream truck drivers in my town are sick of Ralph asking them for free ice cream.

10% of an ice cream truck driver’s salary can legally be deducted to make up for mysterious stock losses.

This summer has been 14% colder than average.

This summer has, as a result, seen a 23% loss in ice cream sales.

My town measures 36 square kilometers. A typical ice cream truck can service 40 square kilometers.

My town has 222% of its ice cream needs met.

100% of ice cream truck drivers in my town need to keep their edge.

Nationally, 38% of murders remain unsolved.