Avery Edison's Internet Website, I should have a show like "Mythbusters" where I disprove conventional wisdom, and it'd be called "Mystbusters but instead of busting myths we disprove conventional wisdom."

Think showers are great? Think again. Have you ever de-scaled a kettle? Then why would you stand under a hot shower every day and risk getting that shit on your face?
Al Gore would have you believe that cars are bad for the environment. Oh yeah? Well, what’s worse, Mr. Gore — me driving, or me causing untold damage to my neighborhood during the fits of rage I get when I’m forced to walk home drunk?
Sure, you’re supposed to tip your wait-staff, but when you think about it, isn’t the pleasure of your company gratuity enough? And if you think about it more and realize that there is no pleasure in your company because you’re a horrible person, then the fact that you eventually leave is a pretty good tip, no? And if you never leave, then you have confused your home for a restaurant. Congratulations on having a house in these tough economic times!