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Right Body, Wrong Junk

The expanded and updated collection

For you? Five dollars, because we're friends.

For the past two years, I've been writing a series of pieces about my experiences as a transgender woman for The Bygone Bureau. We called the series Right Body, Wrong Junk, because I'm incredibly juvenile even when talking about serious stuff.

The series concluded in April with the tenth essay, Pivoting On The Groin, and since then I've been re-editing and updating the original essays, as well as adding annotations which provide further detail, backstory, and jokes. These annotations add almost 10,000 words to the original series, doubling its length (and, hopefully, your enjoyment).

I've packaged all the essays, with the annotations and an entirely new essay, together into an eBook, and I'm selling it. Hopefully to you. It's available in ePub, Mobi, PDF, HTML, rich text, and plain text formats (you'll be able to download any and/or all of them) for $5 USD.

I hope you buy it (so I can pay for things like rent and food), and I hope even more that you enjoy it. I've put so much of myself into these essays, and it means a lot to me that people appreciate them.

Below you'll see a PayPal button which will take you to the checkout. Immediately after payment you'll be whisked to a download page, and the files will be yours! Hooray!

If you have any problems with purchasing, downloading (example: a few people have not been whisked to the download page, which is weird and frustrating), or reading the book, please email me at or send me a note on Twitter.

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